HAAAAAAAAANNNNNNS!

Just a random rant on my fondness for Die Hard. An “Ode to Die Hard” if you will.

The State of New York against Kevin McCallister

The following is the State of New York’s charges against Chicago, Illinois resident Kevin McCallister. The charges are assault & battery in the 1st, and the attempted murder of Harry Lyme and Marvin Merchants on the night of December 24th, 1992. Additional charges include: breaking & entering and destruction of property at the residence of Rob McCallister, credit card theft, credit card fraud, boarding a flight without a proper boarding pass, and false impersonation.

Exhibit A